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I am recommending right now that we outsource our children’s education. Obviously, we cannot fly in thousands of Chinese teachers; they would overtax our nation’s health care system. What I am proposing is that we disassemble our children, ship them, and have them reassembled over there. We will win the future!

March 1, 2011

I am recommending right now that we outsource our children’s education. Obviously, we cannot fly in thousands of Chinese teachers; they would overtax our nation’s health care system. What I am proposing is that we disassemble our children, ship them, and have them reassembled over there. We will win the future!
Jon Stewart

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